Things that i REALLY want to do but never will

1. Take my pc and chuck it out of the window.
2. Stuff a balloon into one someone's mouth.
3. Kick into the washing machine which has gone cranky and is making beautiful drum noises these days.
4. Kill my cell phone.
5. Take the full coffee mug and smash it on the floor.
6. Jump off a high place but not die or get hurt.
7. Slap one person REALLY hard on the road.
8. Demolish this new building that has come up right next to my house and is blocking my full verandah view.
9. Punch into the glass of the dining table through the middle.
10. Take a small,potted plant by its stem and and smash the pot on the floor.
11.Throw the moisturizer bottle out of the window and make sure it breaks into pieces on the road making a white splash.(once again)

my pc.

The other day i told all my friends a story about my pc.And they all thought that i had gone mad.Rupsha called me a freak and Rajasee laughed her head off.But still,i think the story deserves to be told again-for the sake of my pc.
see.......i was talking to lots of people on msn the other day and my pc was behaving fine...which it has been since we got broadband and so i was also not slapping it for it was working nicely only.
i was happy.
my pc was happy.
but then SUDDENLY, my pc got possessed by anti-pc-soul spirits that hover around us all the time and target the crappiest of the machines(no wonder my pc was attacked)
Anyways,after that all sorts of thngs started happening.....evrything became double double.At first i thought that my pc was thinking i had become cross-eyed and that's why it was showing me evrything double double,except rupsha's blog window which was normal(listen-i'm not exaggerating ok.....i was feeling dumb that day so i just said this out loud.)
Anyways.then toh i got pissed off and slapped the monitor.
Every conversation window had become two-one hidden behind the other and when i was typing,i could see what i was typing in one of the two parts but not the other and the saddest part was tht the one in which i could see what i was typing,was hidden behind the one in which i couldn't see.
So fine......i went on talking and then jahnavi's screen name-the infamous-started flashing very prettily in a deep,navy blue colour under one of the lines that i had written. i told her this and she got very happy.
but still.....i didn't know the true state of my pc until.........i put on the desktop upfront to start something and suddenly all these lines started blinking across the screen.There were ugly blue-brown lines and pretty light green lines.It was then that i knew that my pc was in conflict.
Anyways,i refreshed.Everything became fine for 2 seconds.
But soon the conflict reappeared on my screen.
Again i clicked refresh.
Again it appeared.
In sometime i actually started enjoying this game with my pc.it was called-"lets see if you can click refresh for the second time before the lines appear again".
it was fun.
i was liking it.
Sidharth thought i was a psycho.
Priyasha wasn't replying to my story then.
She did much later though.
Anywasy,then in the last moments of the conflict(i was still playing that game) the evil spirit had my pc's soul under him and my pc almost gave away.Now that is because everything hanged.But even then, it sprang up and without me pressing that little blue button,it punched the spirit,restarted all by itself without prior notice and sprang back to life.Refreshed.
And the evil spirit ran off.Vanquished.
My pc's good.
i hate my pc.
That's it.