Things that i REALLY want to do but never will

1. Take my pc and chuck it out of the window.
2. Stuff a balloon into one someone's mouth.
3. Kick into the washing machine which has gone cranky and is making beautiful drum noises these days.
4. Kill my cell phone.
5. Take the full coffee mug and smash it on the floor.
6. Jump off a high place but not die or get hurt.
7. Slap one person REALLY hard on the road.
8. Demolish this new building that has come up right next to my house and is blocking my full verandah view.
9. Punch into the glass of the dining table through the middle.
10. Take a small,potted plant by its stem and and smash the pot on the floor.
11.Throw the moisturizer bottle out of the window and make sure it breaks into pieces on the road making a white splash.(once again)